Early Morning Raid on Paul’s House Brings Interesting Revelations

BARNSTABLE – At approximately 6:00 am, law enforcement officials raided the home of accused autosexual Peter Paul, armed with a search warrant. The search revealed thousands of car magazines, and photos of cars hanging all over the house, including niche magazines featuring cars, trucks and motorcycles in suggestive poses, sprawled over models in bikinis. However, after officials confiscated Paul’s computer, they found thousands of downloaded pictures of go-carts and mopeds on his hard drive. “It’s worse then we thought” said one officer, “apparently Paul is not only a autosexual he’s also a mopedaphile.” NMCLA attorneys are working to suppress the evidence on the computer as it was not part of the warrants purview. Paul was not available for comment.