Paul Out On Bail NMCLA Comes To His Defense

BARNSTABLE – Alleged vehicular rapist, Peter Paul was released on $10,000 bail this morning. The controversial organization NMCLA (National Man-Car Love Association) came to Paul’s defense, claiming that not having bail set was a violation of his civil rights, pointing out that even people repeatedly arrested for car theft have bails set in the low thousands. They also pointed out that if detained, the county would have to place Paul in protective custody if they held him, as it is well known what happens to autophiles behind bars. It was also pointed out that Paul is a low flight risk, as he has never been able to drive a car for longer then twenty minutes without having to stop and rest for three hours. Neither Paul nor his NMCLA attorneys were available for comment.